April 2012
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Advice to people pulling all-nighters: don't.
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Last night as a college freshman =...
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I ship so many people on the Enterprise...
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Just caught onto the fact that the time lord...
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milanlucheck:
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
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What ingredients does it take to make you?
Using a French Toast recipe for a base…
1 cup Snark
3 whole Pterodactyls (can substitute with Canadian Geese)
2 tablespoons Caramel Frappuccino
8 slices Space Husband Love
1/4 teaspoon Subtext
4 tablespoons College
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uss-awesome:
PLEASE CAPTAIN NOT IN FRONT OF THE KLINGONS
College Life Cont.
Just caught a glance at myself in the mirror and apparently I picked up a dash of sunburn from reading in my university’s park this afternoon. Unexpected, but cool. 2 exams away from summer.
orangealien asked: Pride, Gluttony (am I the only one that keeps thinking of the homunculi from FMA?)
Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for:
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
Sounds more amusing than my portfolio. Ask at me followers!
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that...
– Charles Dickens
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College Life Cont.
So I brushed past this guy downstairs wearing a shirt that read “I’ve got the dick so I make the rules.” The image was equally flattering. He’s lucky that I managed to scrape together a fuck because I seriously wanted to deck him. Tonight’s not my night.
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everykissbeginswithgay:
When I find myself in times of boredom
Mother mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
NC-17
This in so many ways.
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An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
– Will Rogers (via drugsandgrapes)
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